Friend, don't mind your husband, he's a cuckold, he's used to watching

Honey, fuck me, because you only have Atomic Heart

You don't have to blackmail me, I suck on and off, give me your dick

Love sex is when she shakes with orgasms every minute

Husband, I'm sorry, I came from a Negro, he just has a bigger dick...

She turned me on and sucked me so gently - she left me no choice, I'll cum on my face

And the massage isn't bad, and your ass is nice. I'll fuck you in the anus, would you mind?

Warmed her up with my tongue and fingers and voila, she's panting from orgasm

I'm not actually like that, but I'm ready to get laid right here for an iPhone

Don't tell me you're gonna fuck that nigger! Hey, I'm still here

It's nothing - my son has a date, so he's learning how to do cunnilingus on his mother

What a wife my dad got - he's asleep and she's fucking her son

Brother, how about in a porno - you're a plumber and you clean my pipes

Holy crap, my brother found out about porn - now I have to give it to him, too

My ex cheated on me and now she comes running to get laid, what a bitch

You get naked for money, you give me a burger, I'll fuck you in all positions

I put four fingers in her, tightened the belt around her neck - well, cum faster

Have you been behaving yourself? Then I'll call a friend for mfm instead of Santa Claus

Neighbor, no more questions - come in and take off your pants, we're going to fuck

My friends are looking for presents under the tree I'm here and my dick is standing

Patient, don't panic, I'm going to teach you how to fuck

What did you do at work that you had to come in here and sell your ass for anal?

If my husband gives it to me in the morning, it means he didn't fuck anyone last night, so I'll check it out

My balls are already cramping, and you're lying around doing nothing - how about anal?